I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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