Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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