The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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