Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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