Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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