That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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