That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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