Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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