Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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