I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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