Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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