I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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