I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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