On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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