Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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