Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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