If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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