halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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