handjob tips. give me some.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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