Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
