Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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