You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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