how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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