So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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