so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do herpes really smell.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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