3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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