Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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