I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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