I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
