why didn't you poke me back
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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