All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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