She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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