Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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