i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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