He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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