so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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