8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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