theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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