so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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