i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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