She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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