i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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