If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think people are normalizing furries
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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