please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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