So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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