She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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