dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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