North Korea, Best Korea!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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