Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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