Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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