We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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