Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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