wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He did a backflip because drugs
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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