yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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