we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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