I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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