If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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